honesty · motherhood

How girl scout cookies help you Mom AF

First of all I would like to thank the girl scouts of America for finally taking a fucking credit card. Who the hell still carries around cash? Let alone a checkbook. All I have lingering in the bottom of my purse overnight bag is some stale goldfish and a few hot wheels and those tiny green vested… Continue reading How girl scout cookies help you Mom AF

marriage · postpartum

Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby!

Just in time for Valentine’s day, I thought I’d repost an oldie but goodie all about that good ole postpartum sexy time. Just kidding there is nothing remotely sexy about it. Take note significant others, she wants sleep, not your penis. And here’s why… Sex after baby. It’s one of those things people don’t talk about.… Continue reading Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby!

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School’s basically out for summer – Nurture My Child can help

Y’all, I know it’s still only January, but HEB has vomited all the Valentine’s which means Reese’s Eggs are gonna be in my mouth soon and then before I know it I have to craft buy end-of-year teacher gifts and then holy hell my kids are gonna be with me every. single. day. That’s right… Continue reading School’s basically out for summer – Nurture My Child can help

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Kids are gross: Remedy urgent care can help!

I’m about to blow your minds with a kickass service available in the Austin area! As moms we all know kids are gross. They touch all the germs all the live long day and come home with the nastiest snot filled viruses in all the land. When this happens over a weekend or holiday (like it usually does,… Continue reading Kids are gross: Remedy urgent care can help!