I started writing this blog while we were in West Texas for the Christmas holiday. I titled it “All I want for Christmas” and initially opened with some sarcasm about gingerbread houses and tantrums. But then ya know, I had two tiny humans to keep alive in a dangerous unchild-proofed home with beautiful expensive adult things in it,… Continue reading Mama wishes
Let me go ahead and start this blog with a lil disclaimer cause I know some folks might just get their panties in a twist. I don’t think bed sharing is bad. Or wrong. And I certainly don’t think that if you bed share you are a terrible parent. I think you are a wonderful… Continue reading Why I will never bed share on the regular
I had a friend text me the other day asking, “so what’s the sleep consultant do?” My initial response was two words: Saves. Lives. I was joking, but in all honesty that’s a cold hard fact for the Edwards. For our family, she really has made a difference in the quality of our lives. I’ve… Continue reading Sleep consultant you say?
“I slept like a baby” Yep. If you say this, you clearly know didly squat about tiny humans. What you are trying to say is you slept very soundly, but in actuality sleeping like a baby comes with one too many “soundly” interruptions. Like the sound of a baby crapping their pants at 2am. Or… Continue reading Sleep phrases that are a total crock
My husband said this the other day while trying to convince me to have more kids. Nice try my man, but that’s a big fat stupid lie. First off, I’ll be dead and that’s not the same as sleeping. And secondly, I need sleep so I can LIVE! I am a terrible human being when… Continue reading You can sleep when you’re dead