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It’s that time of year again. School supplies have vomited all over the grocery store aisles and everyone’s talking about carpool etiquette. My kids haven’t reached the school age years so I’m mostly just cleaning poop off the walls, but I’m always thinking about my future. Will I ever get to pee alone? Is homework… Continue reading College Survival Tips
So this week I had to call 911 for the first time in my existence as a mother. Don’t worry, everyone is alive and well and it wasn’t the most terrifying of emergencies, but it did make me sweat a few buckets. Girlfriend thought it would be amusing to lock her and brother in the… Continue reading Crazy Shit Kids Do
Today at the zoo my son saw a prosthetic leg for the first time. Here is the convo that followed his observation: Rory: Mama look! Is that a robot leg??? Me: ……… Rory: Mama is it???? Me: *sweating* My internal dialogue: Shit, he’s pointing at this woman and calling her a robot. She hates me.… Continue reading Mama is that a robot leg?
So I had grand plans to blog 2-3 times a week and that has proven to be a difficult task. Raising tiny humans might have something to do with it or maybe it’s because during some nap times, instead of blogging I take care of my basic needs. Ya know, feed myself, shower, brush my… Continue reading Silence is Golden. Ish.