Here’s a story of a fitness class turned incident. It all started when my friend Jesse invited me to try Soul Cycle. Never heard of this phenomenon? It’s a spin class on crystal meth. If you are over the age of 29, you will walk into this joint and wonder if you accidentally strolled into the club. I… Continue reading The Soul Cycle incident
First of all I would like to thank the girl scouts of America for finally taking a fucking credit card. Who the hell still carries around cash? Let alone a checkbook. All I have lingering in the bottom of my purse overnight bag is some stale goldfish and a few hot wheels and those tiny green vested… Continue reading How girl scout cookies help you Mom AF
Once upon a time I whined on the internet about how hard adulting was. I cried to cyber space about paying bills and driving mini vans and lost my mind with excitement over the new grocery store across the street. Yes, those are all realities of adulting, but the truth is everything I complained about… Continue reading Farewell crazy ass 2016
I’m participating in another week of The Mother Blog’s #MotherhoodMonday series and this weeks topic is all about Motherhood Messes. This immediately made me think of all the things people don’t tell you about motherhood, especially the messy parts. From the moment of conception it’s all rainbows and butterflies. No one says good luck with the… Continue reading Motherhood Messes
I’ve decided to join a blog series called #MotherhoodMonday dreamed up by an equally addicted to coffee mugs that say things mama, The Mother Blog. The headliner on her blog reads, “I’m not a better mom than you.” so clearly I like her. Her series will continue for 12 weeks and cover a wide range of topics… Continue reading Motherhood Misconceptions
Before I started my own blog, I read blogs. Lots of them. Since girlfriend never wanted to sleep and only ever wanted to nurse all hours of the night, mommy blogs were my rescue. I would giggle at the funny ones or feel relief when I read an authentic, let’s get real post. When I’d… Continue reading Mothering is Mothering
Come Saturday I will have been married to my sweet wonderful husband for FIVE years!!! It seems like yesterday I was dating the guy and now we have two tiny humans and a marriage we’ve worked oh so hard to maintain. I know 5 years still makes us babies in the marriage longevity department, but… Continue reading Happily Never After
