The mombie

I’m Alexis, the perpetually tired mama to Rory (2012) and Rowan (2014) and wifey to a 6’7″, fuego bearded Irishman. I’m loud, opinionated, and do what I want. I survive on all the coffee, wine, sarcasm, and occasional lots of curse words. My husband comes from a big family and wants me to give birth to at least six tiny humans. I tell him everyday he’s coo coo for cocoa puffs. I’m too tired for that business. Plus, my body is wrecked and I can’t for the life of me do enough kegels to repair the damage my first two caused.