honesty · motherhood

How girl scout cookies help you Mom AF

First of all I would like to thank the girl scouts of America for finally taking a fucking credit card. Who the hell still carries around cash? Let alone a checkbook. All I have lingering in the bottom of my purse overnight bag is some stale goldfish and a few hot wheels and those tiny green vested… Continue reading How girl scout cookies help you Mom AF

marriage · postpartum

Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby!

Just in time for Valentine’s day, I thought I’d repost an oldie but goodie all about that good ole postpartum sexy time. Just kidding there is nothing remotely sexy about it. Take note significant others, she wants sleep, not your penis. And here’s why… Sex after baby. It’s one of those things people don’t talk about.… Continue reading Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby!