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College Survival Tips
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College Survival Tips

August 26, 2016August 26, 2016 alexismedwards1 Comment

It’s that time of year again. School supplies have vomited all over the grocery store aisles and everyone’s talking about carpool etiquette. My kids haven’t reached the school age years so I’m mostly just cleaning poop off the walls, but I’m always thinking about my future. Will I ever get to pee alone? Is homework… Continue reading College Survival Tips

All Mothers are Slightly Insane
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All Mothers are Slightly Insane

August 4, 2016August 4, 2016 alexismedwards2 Comments

I hate to break it to ya J.D. Salinger, but I think I’m all the way insane. All of it. Am I the only one? Where are the other completely insane mothers? I keep looking for you as I scrub shit off my carpet for the one millionth time. It’s funny because apparently I wasn’t… Continue reading All Mothers are Slightly Insane

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You wanna wait for that victory dance 🤣
Am I doing the bend and snap?! Or showing off my left ring finger?! 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣 📸: @carleyephotography
Super proud of us @ohheynaya we are really good at hosting events ☺️ #tksgalentines
Why oh why is my husband proposing to me and my Victoria's secret bag?! 🤣 Well here's a run down. Girl meets boy. They date and do lots of fun pre-kid things like go to movies on Tuesdays and sleep until the sun actually comes up. Boy proposes to girl oh you know, TEN YEARS AGO. She says yes, they smash cake in each others faces, blah, blah, blah. They make a couple babies and learn all about how expensive appliances are. Good news is they still like being married to each other despite all the negative sleep. Bad news is, girls fingers grow exponentially wider after birth and no matter how hard she tries to make them, her rings just don't fit. Boy finds out the metal he chose can't be resized 🤦🏼‍♀️ Girl complains for THREE YEARS about wanting a new ring so she can look married again. Fast forward to Christmas 2018 and girl just knows there is a ring under the tree. LIES. Boy and girl get in lots of arguments about rings. It's ugly, but they work through it and then SURPRISE a stranger catches boy re-proposing to his girl with a new ring omg she can't believe it, this dude got tricks. And they lived happily ever after + girl got some new underwear👌🏻
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Afterschool ice cream treat because dude graduated speech therapy 🙌🏻
Stealing this from my bestie @dbourg 🤣 But thanks to yoga therapy I'm also reminded to slow the fuck down. My yoga therapist even pointed out that I don't sit slow. I sit in session leaning forward like I'm about to get up and run away. Have you ever noticed how you sit? Try reclining back. You might just decide to stay there awhile. Such a simple shift. 👌🏻
We are the type of friends that linger at the table an hour after we close out our tab 🤣 Love these women so hard. Happy Sunday indeed. ❤️
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Road trips are so much fun cause you get to listen to your kid scream "I want to lay down" over and over again until you start to feel like the people in bird box when their eyes turn black.
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